My Plumber And I

And which one is entrusted with all the saints to come loose from them and not to break the subtle and delicate balance that we knew how to get everything working, more or less accordingly. This is how we commend to all the "san? incurred and for as long as the curse of the broken appliances not touch us. But if the prayer cards and everything is not enough, please, humbly, that if we are cursed with some misfortune such and such a situation, in we can not do so on a Monday (always fateful start the week and worse if we break something more than patience, we already have broken, by the way). or Friday, they're all boys, us, others, friends to the dog and cat and neighbors (there were few, but my grandmother always bore the weekends) and is rolled her day. rolled his heels and put on slippers shoes and if so to rest. What's more also pray for our electrical equipment that do not kick anyone at a frequency of 200 volts so you do not have to pay for good until the cat who's always getting snout and whiskers the wrong place. Since we are and step if not too much to ask and pray that the same handle plugs do not jump because getting an emergency electrician is worse than calling Mac Guiver on vacation. And if all this were not enough we stretch a little more and ask you not we flood the house, the style "Titanic?, (without Bradd Pitt), given by or cuerito never change or stems. But up to the podium, and the winner is (sound drums, cymbals and wallets) the worthy of this note is: the water heater. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Despite the sacrifices, prayers and care, want to get pregnant very unhappy. Oh, no, sorry, I mean, the diaphragm is broken. No, it is not hermaphrodite my water heater but has diaphragm. Conclusion, no choice but to call the manager to fix the problem. And there goes the first one impossible mission: to locate it. Because it is a matter of fixing it the neighbor walk and after bathing, limpito well, we'll fly with gas jet and go to sing to Gardel.

Close encounter with the plumber in a simple visual inspection the distinguished realized he arrived at a home for single women with children. Poor creatures!, Was his first comment watching the faces of the henchmen of two, three, four eleven that experts face looked heavenly when they are able to take a spawn of the boxes to the Dalai Lama himself. He also served as evidence when requested by her immaculate staircase no use for men. Tools, conspicuous by their absence, they took the last man who made a settlement in my department, as a form of payment. tweezers intact, you know, when there is a man, the first thing is the sound tweezers that use it for everything except for original order of a beautiful woman. With which was a more than safe proof that there was no man in sight. While putting hands to work and avoided my big question: how much I would charge for the happy diaphragm and workmanship for change, were dispatched like about the advantages of having a man like him in any house of any woman. Although warned three divorces under his belt. My friend, meanwhile, looked askance at me, hesitating while meditating, if the plumber came alive and I probably should not skinned call the emergency medical and public, that I lower the pressure angry at a pressure necessary to stay alive. and ended up deciding when Mr. assuming clinched the job killers announced two statements: are $ 70 and the statement made in plumber header: girls what you need is a man!

Knockout of 70 handles plumber to zero. Farewell claim super Saturday action which could include a dinner go dancing and some etc. For my action that day if he continued, was certainly the nearest hospice does not strangle the jugular. Conclusion: the sage advice while adding interest, convinced me that a plumber who gives advice plumber is more than one friend, (because my friend convinced and was urgent to find a boyfriend, in fact two years ago that is with him but still has flaws plumbing), and the strong conviction to make a few urgent and accelerated courses: gas, electrical, masonry and a distance, the most essential of all, how to live with a man, try and survive in without being converted into a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown as a state naturally feminine. Chan chan.

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